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can u just hack me unblocked

i probably could, yeah
but i'm not doing that to cellar

pwease

write her a letter and slip it under her door
ask her to unblock you. nicely

eh
how about you help me instead
with smthn i was gonna ask her

what, you want me to text her from my phone for you?

no
youre the stand in now

and you and i are gonna rp gay porn

actually we're not

please
i need to make an old man cum w a good horny fic
but i don't wanna write it on my own

pleaaaaaaaase

so you want me to write half of your porn for your grandpa boyfriend and also get zero credit for it

i can allot you credit
and give you a bj