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that's typically the most popular day for those
why are you looking for bible study groups?

the guy who went crazy and burned down the chapel is hosting it

that math seems kinda wrong

i know right
someone called him satan and he freaked out, too

i gotta see what his bible studies are really like

you think he knows a demon when he sees one?

[ muah. ]

god only knows

[ neon snorts. ]

just don't drink any kool-aid, all right?

puh-lease, it'll be grape juice and you know it

with a crispy jes-it on the side

if you don't burn alive for jes-it the second you show up to bible study i'll be genuinely surprised

=D

you're just jealous i'm going to hang with all the cool kids